the nemesis’ first graphic novel, based on our upcoming album, is now available to own in real life book form! the book has added gray tones to give it more depth than the online version. it also contains the full ballad of yfb story, plus extras like bonus comics and fan art!
all for ten bucks!
the first 20 copies are signed and numbered, so order it today!
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wouldn’t your favorite shirt look better with a tow knee chavez logo screen across it? some bands hire someone to make t-shirts for them. diy bands screen their own shirts. tow knee chavez will screen your shirt for you for free! send us your shirt and postage to send it back to you and you’ll be the proud owner of a unique piece of tkc apparel.
check back on this page for more examples…
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october, 2009
$7
for halloween, tow knee chavez dressed up as yfb and hitmaker algorithm. our newest ep is available now!
- ticking time bomb – yfb
- your generation – yfb
- cut off – yfb
- love song – hitmaker algorithm
- happy song – hitmaker algorithm
- sad song – hitmaker algorithm
you can read all about yfb in our three part comic the ballad of yfb. there are over 100 pages in the full story, plus you can get some hitmaker algorithm back story in the supplemental comic obsolescence.
all this art is in preparation for our new album, which will (hopefully) be out sometime in 2010. you can see some making of the new album clips in the video section of our site.
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released 2001
available for free download may, 2009
37 minutes 26 seconds
our debut album is like most debut albums: a collection of songs the band has been working on for a while. unlike any other debut albums, the material on this album had previously been recorded for two previous albums which, for one reason or another, were never released. that makes that’ll larn ‘em the world’s first debut greatest hits album.
now you can download it for free!
if you enjoy it, you can make a donation for whatever you think the mp3s are worth.
- intro
- devotion…destruction
- if only
- the girlfriend song
- newsweak
- i fell asleep in church
- mission to mars
- the tree
- finding art
- pet sounds
- devonshire
- riff ramone
- cannibalism
- how to eat babies
- in defense of the kids
- 25 minutes to go
(cover of a johnny cash cover of a shel silverstein song, not included in the free download for copyright reasons)
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march, 2009
$7
10 songs written and recorded in February 2009 as part of the RPM Challenge. The song titles were taken from the top 10 songs on itunes on February 1, 2009, as they appeared in itunes.
20 minutes 0 seconds
- My Life Sould Suck…
- Prom Queen
- Gives You Hell
- Just Dance
- You Found Me
- Single Ladies (Put…
- Heartless
- I’m Yours
- Circus
- I Hate This Part
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released march, 2007
available for free download august, 2008
17 minutes 13 seconds
our second album is about what happens when a punk rocker grows up.
if you donate $10 or more we’ll send you a copy of the actual cd with full artwork and a bonus johnny cash cover! we’ll contact you once we receive your paypal donation to confirm.
1. a pain in the gut
2. the rest die
3. ..
4. rock ‘n’ roll dreams
5. i’ve moved on
6. i just wanna be
7. …
8. like a soldier
(originally by johnny cash, not included in the free download for copyright reasons)
9. i don’t wanna go to the fair
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april, 2007
$5
the official soundtrack to awesomeness! the musical. includes all songs and dialogue from the comic, not to mention the super secret old skool hidden track! original music and lead vocals by the nemesis, guest vocals by dr. stryker and others close to the tkc camp.
9 minutes 12 seconds
- The Forrest
- The Swamp
- The Parade
- The Jungle
- Secret Old Skool Hidden Track
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august, 2006
$7
10 songs about 10 movies, including a cover of “Hey! A Movie!” from The Great Muppet Caper. Limited edition of 50, signed and numbered.
19 minutes 7 seconds
- Hey, A Movie!
- Baby, Let’s Steal a Baby
- Here’s Johnny
- Fireswamp
- When You Hang a Man
- Don’t Leave Home
- The Man From the Myth
- Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold
- Don’t Mess with the Pharoahs
- Reflections From Seat 25E
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may, 2006
free!
A tribute to James Kochalka Superstar
- Colin Clary – Britney’s Silver Can
- Dan Warning – 15 Teenage Girls
- dr. stryker – Pussy Gangster
- Eric Skillman – President Kochalka
- A Friend of Mabel’s – Swamp Monster
- The Loose Bulbs – Peanutbutter and Jellyfish
- Mr. Door – Ben the Stupid Brontosaurus
- The Nemesis – Ballerina Out of Control
- Simodawg – Hoodies
- Single Tear – Hoki Mono
- tow knee chavez – Fascist Bikes
- Virus Equals Very Yes – Put Down the Gun, Kurt Cobain
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